Comic--Relief: Archive

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The Perfect Couple

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. ...

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Dear Punctuation, I want you inside of me. Sincerely, Quotation Marks.

Jan 1st

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Dec 31st

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Relationship Status

I got a new girlfriend this last week… and her name is Black Ops

Dec 31st

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This would make the Olympics more exciting Follow Comic—Relief

Dec 28th

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Naked Wife Lesson

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. ...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Recommend C--R

Dec 28th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dog vs Cat Diary

The Dog’s Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite...

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Awesome Shadow Animation During a Lecture

Dec 24th

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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That awkward moment

That awkward moment when you realize you’re a crab with a daughter that’s a whale…

Dec 22nd

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Dec 19th

That awkward moment

thatawkwardmoment: when you’re supposed to arrange something alphabetically in class and everything’s quiet but you have to hum the alphabet song to remember what order the letters go in.

Dec 19th

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